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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/11/01 at 23:09:44) Quote Modify Delete

< would normally agree with ^, but anything created by ^^^^^^^^^^ is considered holy, and thus should NOT by messed with w/o ^^^^^^^^^^'s permission!

< reminds ^ that ^ is a poopie head!



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"You mean-- You built a Pay-Per-View around a battle for the subjugation of all humanity by the devil?" -Tsu Tanaka
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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/12/01 at 08:14:21) Quote Modify Delete

< notes to ^^ that ^^'s concern was addressed many many pages back, and suggests that ^^ look earlier in the thread, it's in there somewhere, trust <

Tells ^^^^ that ^^^^ got it on the first guess, but that happened a loooooong time ago, but of course < isn't bitter, < has no problem with grrrlz, only with short nappy-haired spoiled brat girls of vaguely italian descent with pissy attitudes who will never be anything more than glorified burger flippers...*cough ahem*...but then again, that was like 4 years back...oh well, nuff said -.-

< turns to ^ and says "damn straight"

< makes sure he has plenty of 20 ton cookies in reserve "ooh, chocolate chip" <drool>...< has to be forcibly restrained from eating the raw cookie dough before it can be made into cookies...

< thanks ^^ most profoundly for the chocolate bunny "raaaaaggghh, cho...co...laaaaaate...eh? MY POCKY DAMMIT!" ^_^ and < wonders wtf a chiremoya (sp?) is...

< gives V the keys to the car from Spy Hunter


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/12/01 at 12:31:43) Quote Modify Delete

< gratefully accepts the keys, and then < eats the keys, and the car, since < doesn't know how to drive yet.... don't worry, < will regurgitate them both once he gets his license ^_-

< then explains to ^ that a chiremoya is a food that ^^^^^^^^^^^^ once ate on her travels (< thinks in Hawaii? ^^") that ^^^^^^^^^^^^ just can't get enough of ^^"


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/12/01 at 17:54:49) Quote Modify Delete

< wonders what restrains ^ from learning how to drive...< remembers how easy it was to learn (despite the $250 dues) and thinks how fun it is to drive (especially with <'s eyes closed -_-)

< makes v some herbal tonic...



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"Hang on, you have something on your face! Could be a pimple!! How does THAT sit with your fragile self-esteem?" -Chan Tanaka
"You mean-- You built a Pay-Per-View around a battle for the subjugation of all humanity by the devil?" -Tsu Tanaka
"And if you clear out quietly, then I won't break your face!" -Gila Mobster
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    ^<x>_<x>^   (Date posted: 11/13/01 at 07:13:59) Quote Modify Delete

< thanks ^ for the herbal tonic - anything with herbs in it can only be a mortal enemy of <'s cold (or even flu ?)
< gives ^ in return a cup of hot marzipan tea and a cute marizpan pig

^^ is right about the chiremoya and has apparently a good memory... something < doesn't have.  
< steals ^^'s good memory and gives ^^ a ball of wool instead

^^^^^ should know that this thread exists with the okay of Oogami - since < wouldn't normaly create a thread were it doesn't belong

v is chased by weirdlooking robots while vv tries to shoot them with a machine gun



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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/13/01 at 09:21:22) Quote Modify Delete

> fears that ^ will eat the cute marzipan pig...


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/13/01 at 10:04:17) Quote Modify Delete

< picks up the machine gun and starts shooting at both ^ and the robots, as < isn't sure which one he's supposed to chase...

< likes saying mAAAAAArzipaaan...

> thinks that < has come a little bit unhinged, but then realizes that <'s hinges just need some oil...

< sends V a poster featuring Prince Uncouthma


I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL! (Oh yes, i'm that clever)


"My favorite color is 'clear'. "
~ My IRL brother, Colin

-- "There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of a dim consciousness."
--"The demarcation between curiosity-seeker and lotus-eater is paper-thin."
~ Suenteus Po in Dave Sim's Cerebus, Book 7

" I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble." -- Helen Keller

"The best things in life are silly."
~ Garbageman in Scott Adams' Dilbert

"The next one of you who moves before Most Holy comes out again will spend the rest of eternity drinking lava through an iron straw!!!"
~ Pope/"Most Holy" Cerebus, Cerebus Book 4


<"co-worker> 'Eric, have you lost your mind or something?!'
<me with a disturbing grin> 'No, I threw it away...'"

"Sanity is but a state of mind...And like Time and Life, it will go away if you simply refuse to renew your subscription" ~ The Great Confused-Us

"Only two things are constant..., the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not so sure about the universe." ~ Albert Einstein

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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/13/01 at 12:11:11) Quote Modify Delete

Oh, Machine Gun!
< grabs ^'s machine gun and goes on a shooting spree...

< shoots the poster ^ gave < full of holes... < then mails the poster back to ^

< forces v to "dance" ^_-


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/13/01 at 13:57:46) Quote Modify Delete

< Resists the force then uses it to attract a light saber to his hand. < uses the light saber to attack ^


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/13/01 at 18:07:53) Quote Modify Delete

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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/13/01 at 20:28:43) Quote Modify Delete

< laughs at ^ for going down so easily!

< laughs at v for no apparent reason



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"Hang on, you have something on your face! Could be a pimple!! How does THAT sit with your fragile self-esteem?" -Chan Tanaka
"You mean-- You built a Pay-Per-View around a battle for the subjugation of all humanity by the devil?" -Tsu Tanaka
"And if you clear out quietly, then I won't break your face!" -Gila Mobster
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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/13/01 at 22:25:10) Quote Modify Delete

< realizes that < laughs at ^ too much, so < apoligizes to ^



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"Hang on, you have something on your face! Could be a pimple!! How does THAT sit with your fragile self-esteem?" -Chan Tanaka
"You mean-- You built a Pay-Per-View around a battle for the subjugation of all humanity by the devil?" -Tsu Tanaka
"And if you clear out quietly, then I won't break your face!" -Gila Mobster
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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/14/01 at 05:21:17) Quote Modify Delete

Wow! I just realised this is one of the hugest threads on these boards! @__@


- They tell me I'm crazy, but I just kick them in the leg and run away...

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"I got yours too!" - Me, whilst shooting an ally in the back after he yelled "I got your back!" in Unreal Tournament
"GUN" - Pokey from Pokey the Penguin
"CD: No, but just THINK about it! It could be the next big thing in the line of toys! You've seen Tickle-Me-Elmo, and now you've got
CS: ..Orgasm Tigger..... *raises an eyebrow*
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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 11/14/01 at 10:00:44) Quote Modify Delete

< wonders that it took ^ this long to realize that...then < realizes that this is par for the course for this board, so, naturally, < goes *foom*

< receives the hole-ey poster back in the mail and < is pleased to find that all the little bits of funny-looking powder that < had put on it had been successfully delivered to ^^^^^^^ ...< then puts the poster up for sale on ebay as a genuine souvenir from Afghanistan, having been shot up by bin laden himself, asking price is 3 grand...

< decides to play a dancing game, and drags V up onto the machine to play a doubles match


I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL! (Oh yes, i'm that clever)


"My favorite color is 'clear'. "
~ My IRL brother, Colin

-- "There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of a dim consciousness."
--"The demarcation between curiosity-seeker and lotus-eater is paper-thin."
~ Suenteus Po in Dave Sim's Cerebus, Book 7

" I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble." -- Helen Keller

"The best things in life are silly."
~ Garbageman in Scott Adams' Dilbert

"The next one of you who moves before Most Holy comes out again will spend the rest of eternity drinking lava through an iron straw!!!"
~ Pope/"Most Holy" Cerebus, Cerebus Book 4


<"co-worker> 'Eric, have you lost your mind or something?!'
<me with a disturbing grin> 'No, I threw it away...'"

"Sanity is but a state of mind...And like Time and Life, it will go away if you simply refuse to renew your subscription" ~ The Great Confused-Us

"Only two things are constant..., the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not so sure about the universe." ~ Albert Einstein

seen on bumper stickers:
~ My reality check BOUNCED
~ [in a pickup truck rear window] If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and SUE YOU!
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