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    JUM-BO-LIAR!   (Date posted: 12/04/01 at 15:17:01) Quote Modify Delete

< eats the FAT CHOCOBO

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woof!

(What? You expected more? Bah-psssch, go find another post!)

< starts nibbling on his chocolate chip muffin, not trying to eat too much at one time, since < must watch his girlish figure... err... ャ_ャ


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    <|>__<|>   (Date posted: 12/04/01 at 16:22:45) Quote Modify Delete

< gives ^ a big basket with fresh fruits, so ^ won't have to worry about ^'s girlish figure while eating ^_-

> catches the fat chocobo before it can drop onto < and eats it. (Yes, > is > ... ... ehr... )

^^ was singing the right song if it was the aria from FF6
< applauds ^^ for singing it so nicely and gives ^^ a snowball

will vv( or, if vv is <, vvv) be hit by the snowball ?



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    woof >|<__>|<   (Date posted: 12/04/01 at 16:47:37) Quote Modify Delete

< lifts his leg and urinates on the snowball, thus turning it into the Yellow Snowball+3

<  uses his telepathic powers tochuck the snowball at ^^, but it misses and knocks into a sled that then slides down a hill and knocks into v, carrying v down the rest of the mountain into a big puddle of hot cocoa, scalding v to death

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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/06/01 at 02:21:06) Quote Modify Delete

< dies a horrible mass of burn scars and cocoa, then comes back to make ^ pay for dry-cleaning the doragon suit


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/06/01 at 10:06:14) Quote Modify Delete

< brightens up and continues singing, bowing low and thanking ^^^ for the compliment and applause, then asks her to join him in a duet...tells ^^^ that, if needed, the lyrics are on <'s website (/blatant plug)

< is laughing his ass off as he watches ^^ TK-throw the yellow snowball at himself...

< looks at the chocolandslide, screams "DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!!" and dives in, spoon in hand, as < is rather hungry and has a sweet tooth...

< tosses V a life-size Doraemon doll


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/06/01 at 16:05:29) Quote Modify Delete

< eats the Doraemon doll

< eats ^^'s White Doragon suit

< congratulates ^ on being the only one so far (out of 2 people ^^") to notice the yellow snowball thing, which, of course, is the reason why the snowball missed ^_-

< decides to reward ^ by joining his duet

^ promptly fooms

v wishes he/she could foom too, but is, unfortunately, without the power to foom


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    miau~ <|>__<|>   (Date posted: 12/06/01 at 16:34:44) Quote Modify Delete

^ (nearly) always speaks words of wisdom (but < would like to know what foom means ^^")
< gives ^^^ a new cute white doragon suit so he can look cute in it again
^^, ^ and < will conquer the world with their combined power of singing- or at least scare it throughoutly (sp?^^")

v will run away scared and bumb into vv, causing the world to ... [vvv will tell us what happens to the world]




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    ^v<><>v^ woof ^v<><>v^   (Date posted: 12/06/01 at 17:23:32) Quote Modify Delete

< runs scared away into v, but v dodges and < runs into ^, knocking ^ over into the pool of chocolate

< chuckles since someone on the j2e boards wanted to know what foom meant too

< suggests ^ asks ^^^ what foom means ^_-


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/07/01 at 02:10:43) Quote Modify Delete

< apologizes profusely to ^^ for dodging ^, causing ^ to knock ^^ into the pool of chocolate.

< would probably ruin the song, and so goes off to sing a song to himself because < wants to sing...

v is VERY glad they have chocolate in their ears so they don't hear < singing.


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/08/01 at 08:06:52) Quote Modify Delete

< EXISTS!!!!!!^$(^&#*&^*(%&(#&()*#%()&


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/08/01 at 10:12:55) Quote Modify Delete

^ EXISTS!!!!!!!


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/08/01 at 14:37:05) Quote Modify Delete

< wonders if ^^ truly does EXIST...


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/08/01 at 16:32:15) Quote Modify Delete

< wonders if any of us really exists...


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    Re: An new thread *GAAAASP*   (Date posted: 12/08/01 at 16:37:27) Quote Modify Delete

< drinks ^ so that ^ is drunk

Haha!


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    <|>__<|>   (Date posted: 12/08/01 at 23:53:56) Quote Modify Delete

< can't see how drinking ^^ will make ^^ drunk
(then again it IS nearly 7am, so < MIGHT not see the special logic or something like that )

v will tell us what's his/her favorite song/piece of music OR he/she WILL be squashed by a giant Imp ... probably





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